You want to navigate to other pages so bad, it makes you look stupid.

Hello! What in god's name do you want? A link? You freak? Like this one? Neocities.

Too bad. Because I don't have anything for you.

Teeheeheeheehee

To do: Replace this image with a photocopy of my butt.

If you have any complaints, please forward them to:

• Ya mammy
• Ya pappy
• Ya bald-headed granny

To learn more HTML/CSS, consult the heavens for guidance.